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; Fallout 2 team quotes
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; Begun 10/22/97
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@Quotes from the Fallout 2 team:
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Wanna see my tool?
- Nick

I saw where you stuck it.
- Scotty

I ain't never had nothing that big.
- T. Ray

Do you want to touch and feel the real thing?
- Courtney

Most people don't have a 22 inch hole.
- Tim

I am not going to do the prostitute today.
- Tim

I can't help it!  There are two holes down here
and it won't fit in one of them!
- Scotty

Can you keep track of how many times you have sex in the engine?
- Chris A.

There's nothing wrong with Barney...I can't believe I just said that!
- Chris T.

If you want, I'll go whip out my 19-inch.
- Jesse

I stick lots of things in my mouth I probably shouldn't.
- Scotty

I'm beginning to feel that marketing people are the bane of the
universe.  I used to think it was lawyers.
- Anonymous

It didn't strike me as odd that you were making duck noises.  It
struck me as odd that I *didn't* find it odd that you were making
duck noises.
- Fred H.


I haven't touched it all morning!
- Tom F.
Then you're gonna get spanked!
- Fred H.


Let me guess, you need a kleenex again?
- Rob H.

That thing has an unpleasantness about it that is not readily apparent.
Bring in the others...I wish to taste of their unsavoriness as well.
- Matt N.

Yes, I am a loser.
- Scotty

I'm sorry, my computer is going to be "meowing" for the next
five minutes.
- Jesse

How did I do that?  I made it bigger!
- Nick

I'm kinda anal about this...  I'm anal about everything...
I'M ANAL MAN!!
- Scotty

There's a big difference between Thanksgiving and Burger King.
- Mark H.

It's a good idea not to do anything wrong.
- Scotty

I got a sheep.  What can I do with a sheep?
- Scotty

I think Chris A. has sex...stuff.
- Rob H.

Jesse flashes people every day...
- Rob H.

Scotty, you're better than a random fractal.
- Anonymous

I LOVE sheep!
- Greg B.

I stick other things in my mouth as well...
- Feargus


I'm not really interested in going...unless we're gonna do a
lot of penetration.
- Dave
Yeah, you should see the tape...
- Fred


Sleeping is *way* better than moving.
- Nick

You look up SUCK and you'll see my name, address and previous
convictions.
- John D.

*I* think it's worth a dollar for 3 days of day-dreaming.
- Fred

We have to put the whores in, so the player has someone to
wake up next to, if they don't sleep with Jenny.
- Matt

Are there any scripts you can have sex with?
- Tom

I was aiming it at his crotch and it kept going off.
- Jesse

I'll never get away from that, nor from the panties.
- Nick

I can't get Jenny to talk after having sex with her.
- Nick

Well, I can always cut his nose off and look...
- Jesse

I...I...I have no one to be bitter against.
- Nick

I hearby establish that Wednesday is cock day.
- Feargus

Man, are *you* white.
- T-Ray

I got 2 kisses and some other things.
- Fred H.

I'd rather see that than a WonderBra (tm) convention.
- Tom

Size doesn't matter to me.
- Rob H.

Please create on me.
- Matt N.

I had Darren tonight, and I wanted to make sure that if
anything went wrong I could bring it back.
- Scotty

If you want to see Godzilla's penis, go into Tom F.'s
office.
- John D.

Everytime you touch that keyboard, it's like you're
touching me.
- Chris A.

Gary's here, but he's not around.
- Scotty

Well, that's just what he said.  I don't know if that's
the case, since he's English and not to be trusted.  Of
course, *I* am English.
- Feargus

I meant "snatch" in the sense of "to pilfer."
- Chris A.

Jesse's more of an expert on how drugs work.
- Nick

I have no idea where I am going to stuff them.
- Feargus

I'm not hungry, but I should eat because I don't have
any food at home.
- Nick

What is your obsession with Dilbert and nudity?
- Evan C.

User error!  User Error!  I proved you don't know how
to use a stapler!  Now stay away from my tape
dispenser.
- Scotty

Ow!  Not my hairy arm!
- Scotty

You put the 'b' in subtle.
- Colin

Because it's my ass.  You *all* share my ass!
- Feargus

I'm sunburned so bad it's not even funny, and I just
touched myself!
- John D.

Did you see Tom with the sheep last night?  He was a
God!  I never saw anyone handle sheep so well.
- Jesse

Nick is tough and wiry...like bad jerky.
- Chris A.

What is it about a product cycle that makes me want
to cry?
- Chris A.

You want him 'puppetized'?
- Rob H.

That almost looks like my tickle-tickle wiggle-wiggle
thing.
- Jeremey B.

I don't have time for your diction.
- Chris A.

Keep singing, Nick...Jess...Who *are* you?
- Gary

Cancer, stay away from my penis!
- Tom F.

I blame your grandparents for even having your
parents.
- Tom F.

I feel a lot better about the project when I'm in
denial.
- Scotty

How am I going to get my head out of there?
- Scotty

Hatch: An advanced formula for pain.
- Scotty

I was pretty good with sheep from the beginning.
- Dave

I couldn't find my ferret this morning, that's why
I was late.
- Gary

Scotty -- He's our dongle.
- Chris A.

Why is yours so much bigger than mine?  Oh, it's
zoomed in.
- Jesse

Clothes I can do without!
- Zeb

What is the deal with the homing, exploding
brahmin?
- Greg B.

Here's your scissors.  Take them before I stab
Colin with them.
- Tom F.

See, I even censor myself!
-Feargus

Like I said last night, it has nothing to do
with being limber.
- Fred H.

I don't need to see dismembered naked women.
Well...never mind.
- Greg B.

I'm doing the president tonight.
- Fred H.

I'm slow...'cause I don't know what I'm doing!
- Gary P.

I can come by and slap it in for you...
- Eric Pribish

At the first sign of trouble I'm going to run
for cover like a little girl.
- Fred H.

If it has the right data, then it will just
automatically work!
- Jesse R.

I'm going to show you what it's like to be
stabbed in the eye and die.
- Nick K.

I love the way you tighten when you laugh.
- Matt N.

Do you just pump it to shoot?
- Dave H.

My brain was removed completely intact.
- Dave H.

Dan has a martian that's much cleaner.
- Nick K.

Explain to me how eating a gallon of
boogers is a philosophical question.
- John D.

Is it possible to make drugs have
*serious* side-effects?
- Nick K.


I don't see this as a problem.  The rats
go "squee".
- Matt N.
The cows go "moo", the dogs go "arf, arf".
- Chris J. (The REAL one)


I was amazed at how small I could get it.
- Scotty
It's still the biggest one we got.  We
might be able to handle it.
- Fred

Nick's right, sleeping *is* way better
than moving.
- Jesse R.

Ooooh, can I choke the dragon?
- Dave H.

I'd like to pop her with a sunbolt.
- Dave H.

Did you get your little thingy to do it?
- Feargus


Would you like half a glass of Demo?
- Scotty
They're talking about juicing Mark's cat.
That can't be good.
- Jesse R.


I seem to be doing better as a woman.
- Chad A.

Yeah, *I'll* make it sore.
- Scotty

Don't give Sulik flares, cause he'll
chuck them like the President's seed.
- Dany M.

I was whacking Big Jesus, and I have
something to show you.
- Chris A.

I'll talk to Chad, he's married Sulik
many times.
- Nick K.

We're not dealing with rocket scientists
here.  We're dealing with computer game
players.
- Chris A.

I say we delete it all and start over.
- Chris H.

I can't imitate Nick's voice.  I'm too
manly.
- Rodney S.

I think that goes beyond the normal
attraction most men have for sticky notes.
- Greg B.

I'm going to go fuck Rob Right now.  He
deserves it.
No, you don't understand, he helped me so
much there.  He did the trunk thing.
- Dan S.

I'm going to flash them first, then I will
use the wand.
- Dave H.


Uh-oh.  They're making squirrel noises
again.
- Feargus

What is the sound a naked squirrel makes?
- Dan S.


You wouldn't give me a happy face for
Gecko, so I gave myself one.
- Nick K.

I hate that when you people stab me in
the eye with a fork.
- Fred H.

I like to look.  It's fascinating to me.
- Dave H.

I wanna be a queen.
- Doug A.

Yeah, that's why the bounty hunters
turned into fruit tables, too.
- Jesse R.

Your dad sure has a sweet ass.
- Tom F.

Go outside, there's a rat on the street.
It's a cheat rat.
- Tom F.

Excuse while I squeek a bit until we get
warmed up.
- Dan S.

Go now or forever hold Ed's penis.
- Tom F.

The first time I tried it, I was on my
back all day.
- Chris H.

We are going to be on display like
cattle.
- Dave H.

Not only can I do art, but I'm a
professional stripper on the side.
- Scotty

I'm hungry 'cause I'm a pig.
- Fred H.

I'm kinda bummed I'm not in the quote
file.
- Captain Victory

Have you seen my crack?  It's right there.
It's huge.
- Dave H.

Even if this code was working right, it would
still be broken.
- Chris H.

I'm never going to mention bodily functions again.
- Matt N.

Still missing two balls?
- Dave H.

I just saw a brahmin poop!
- Ed H.

I'm a marsupial by night.
- Tom F.
I need to inspect your pouch.
- Matt N.

Rat soccer; games QA plays.
- Jesse R.

Yeah, well don't believe everything you read in
the design docs.
- Chris A.

He was walking around and all of a sudden he
was nude.
- Jesse R.

Do you mind if I piss in your wastebasket?
- Greg B.

Now you're absolutely sure there's no sex
going on here, right?
- Chris A.

Get your fingers out of my box!
- Jeremy B.

Let me stick this in and then I'll show it to
you.
- Scotty

Oops, the orgy has been broken up.
- Tom F.

The closer we get to shipping, the more like
Jim Morrison you get.
- Gary P.

Yes, I agree, the frog *does* look more
sophisticated with only one pineapple.
- Jesse R.

Could you look at the cowardly brahmin AI
packet when you get the chance?  It's
fighting back with me.
- Tom F.

Have you played with explosives yet today,
Greg?
- Dennis P.

I feel like one of those fish that has the
leeches all over it.
-Scotty

Why is yours in such good condition?  Is it
'cause you never use it?
- Jesse R.

Do you have even a slightest idea how badly The Fans 
want Fallout 3? So maybe you gather together again 
and make your Fanatics happy with new creation, please. 
I want the continuation of the Legend!!
- Den Baster

On the first day BIS created Fallout. And the gamers 
saw it, and played it and said that it was good. On the 
second day BIS created Fallout 2, and it too was good for 
gamers. Then BIS took a long rest which lasts to this day. 
And when the Creators rest the Abominations appeared from 
the deepest void and tainted the world of Fallout. And gamers 
said that it is bad. So I say "The sleeper must awaken! 
Rise BIS and Create! Create the next Fallout, the Righteous One, 
the Correct One, the Longly Awaited and Anticipated One!"
- Lord Yaar